Nonsense Thread

[OrganicMechanic]

poop

[ohthejosh]

I have bubble guts. Toilet time.

[R3Z3N]

[ohthejosh]

Thats scary

[Massimo]

I have bubble guts. Toilet time.

How was your deposit. Explosive?

[ohthejosh]

Milkshake like. It was relaxing.

[e30jake]

Don't be too surprised if your battery dies driving.

Made that mistake before... Luckily I got it home after I jumped it

[RGCintha29073]

Totally beyond gross...ruined my day.

[Thizzelle]

What? Completely stoned and hungry for some McDonald's?

LoL

[imsotyerred]

I have bubble guts. Toilet time.

I pooped a little today

I've got the farts today. Made some Mexican rice from a box. Those little boxes hold a lot of fucking rice. That, with a half pound of chicken mixed in for dinner last night.

Get this, I was starving hungry when I woke up this morning.

poop

Has this now become the poop thread?

[OrganicMechanic]

doesnt everything revert back to poop at some point?

[imsotyerred]

doesnt everything revert back to poop at some point?

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/103963/the-circle-of-poo

[frankenbeemer]

This could be in the lowball thread, but here it is. A lowball offer on an eBay item, and the response I would like to send, but won't, because I don't have time for the drama. I'm posting it here for my own personal satisfaction. I apologize in advance for wasting r3v's time. I'm also open to suggested improvements in the response, r3v style.

Buyer:

Hello,

Please advise if you would like to sell this bracelet for $ 200 ? with "buy it now" option?

I am interested in buying and I do the payment on the same day. Please check my e-bay feed back if needed.

Thank you and God Bless.

Me:

Thanks for your interest, but the scrap value of just the gold in the bracelet is probably equal to the current price, so I believe I must decline your offer. Of course I may have misunderstood your offer, so I would like to ask for some clarification.

When we list with a buy it now option, we specify immediate payment required, so how would your assurance to pay the same day motivate me to sell to you?

It appears your eBay feedback is all as a buyer and buyers cannot receive a negative, so why would your feedback motivate me to lower the price to sell to you?

I am an atheist. I respect your right to believe as you choose, but request that we not include any gods in this business transaction.

Thanks for your consideration.

[slammin.e28]

I shake it three times.


...and I want another Land Rover. GOT DAMN.

[ohthejosh]

This could be in the lowball thread, but here it is. A lowball offer on an eBay item, and the response I would like to send, but won't, because I don't have time for the drama. I'm posting it here for my own personal satisfaction. I apologize in advance for wasting r3v's time. I'm also open to suggested improvements in the response, r3v style.

Buyer:

Hello,

Please advise if you would like to sell this bracelet for $ 200 ? with "buy it now" option?

I am interested in buying and I do the payment on the same day. Please check my e-bay feed back if needed.

Thank you and God Bless.

Me:

Thanks for your interest, but the scrap value of just the gold in the bracelet is probably equal to the current price, so I believe I must decline your offer. Of course I may have misunderstood your offer, so I would like to ask for some clarification.

When we list with a buy it now option, we specify immediate payment required, so how would your assurance to pay the same day motivate me to sell to you?

It appears your eBay feedback is all as a buyer and buyers cannot receive a negative, so why would your feedback motivate me to lower the price to sell to you?

I am an atheist. I respect your right to believe as you choose, but request that we not include any gods in this business transaction.

Thanks for your consideration.

Can't tell if response was written with anger or written with trolling intentions lol.

Depending on which the reason may be, it can be a proper r3v response and if the other than it may be a very douche bag response.