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  • Thizzelle
    R3V Elite
    • Oct 2008
    • 4422

    #661
    Originally posted by ahalfacre5
    My wife had a miscarriage and is now recovering from a D&E slowly, I started my job October of last year and since then have been late by about 5-10 minutes around 8 times for various reasons and my boss said they would let me go if I was late again period, and I'm moving into a new house for the first time since I got married. Needles to say the stress has started getting to me so much, I started throwing up randomly. Luckily, this whole section of life is almost over.
    just show up early WTF
    "I wanna see da boat movie"
    "I got a tree on my house"

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    • henryki
      E30 Modder
      • Jun 2013
      • 960

      #662
      Nonsense Thread

      Changing the subject. 15 mandatory chapels per semester sucks. I've seen people pregame it in the parking lot before heading in. Thank God I still have oxy from my wisdom tooth surgery (it's great having doctors as personal friends).

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      • rturbo 930
        R3VLimited
        • Dec 2005
        • 2599

        #663
        Originally posted by henryki
        Changing the subject. 15 mandatory chapels per semester sucks. I've seen people pregame it in the parking lot before heading in. Thank God I still have oxy from my wisdom tooth surgery (it's great having doctors as personal friends).
        What school do you go to that requires you to go to chapel 15 times a semester?

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        • henryki
          E30 Modder
          • Jun 2013
          • 960

          #664
          Originally posted by rturbo 930
          What school do you go to that requires you to go to chapel 15 times a semester?

          CBU - California Baptist University

          I go here for the aviation program and it's local and cheaper than Embry Riddle and not for the Christian school experience. Even though I did also go to a private Christian high school as well haha.

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          • E30 Wagen
            No R3VLimiter
            • Jul 2005
            • 3425

            #665
            I simultaneously sneezed and farted today.
            My Feedback

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            • ahalfacre5
              Advanced Member
              • Aug 2012
              • 156

              #666
              Originally posted by E30 Wagen
              I simultaneously sneezed and farted today.
              talent
              1986 325es

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              • Roysneon
                R3V Elite
                • Apr 2010
                • 4505

                #667
                I'm in love with a lesbian that I barely know.
                For all things 24v, check out Markert Motorworks!
                Originally posted by mbonanni
                I hate modded emtree, I hate modded cawrz, I hate jdm, I hate swag, I hate stanceyolokids, I hate bags (on cars), I hate stuff that is slowz, I hate tires.

                I am a pursit now.

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                • flyboyx
                  R3V OG
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 8371

                  #668
                  i messed around with a lesbian flight attendant or two back in the day. you might as well try to make the sale. you never know. she might want to try the dick. chicks like that usually need trust, patience and alcohol.
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                  87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
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                  • E30_Pare
                    R3V OG
                    • Oct 2008
                    • 7801

                    #669
                    Originally posted by E30 Wagen
                    I simultaneously sneezed and farted today.
                    Ever sneezed while you were pissing? painful...

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                    • henryki
                      E30 Modder
                      • Jun 2013
                      • 960

                      #670
                      Originally posted by E30_Pare
                      Ever sneezed while you were pissing? painful...
                      ...and piss gets everywhere... its horrible.

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                      • Exodus_2pt0
                        R3V Elite
                        • Dec 2011
                        • 5943

                        #671
                        Originally posted by flyboyx
                        i messed around with a lesbian flight attendant or two back in the day. you might as well try to make the sale. you never know. she might want to try the dick. chicks like that usually need trust, patience and alcohol.
                        I'm not sure when it happened, but I find myself hearing Quagmires voice in my head whenever I read your posts.

                        And you haven't failed me yet.
                        No E30 Club
                        Originally posted by MrBurgundy
                        Anyways, mustangs are gay and mini vans are faster than your car, you just have to deal with that.

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                        • Swanny
                          R3VLimited
                          • Mar 2012
                          • 2834

                          #672
                          Originally posted by Roysneon
                          I'm in love with a lesbian that I barely know.

                          Get her to know you then when they want a real feel toy they come to you.
                          Swanny!
                          SUCKERS.

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                          • Swanny
                            R3VLimited
                            • Mar 2012
                            • 2834

                            #673
                            Originally posted by E30 Wagen
                            I simultaneously sneezed and farted today.

                            You are lucky that wasn't a shart incident.
                            Swanny!
                            SUCKERS.

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                            • Cletonius
                              R3VLimited
                              • Oct 2010
                              • 2809

                              #674
                              Originally posted by Exodus_2pt0
                              I'm not sure when it happened, but I find myself hearing Quagmires voice in my head whenever I read your posts.

                              And you haven't failed me yet.
                              So glad I'm not the only one
                              - Josh
                              1990 325is

                              Need a shift boot?
                              Looking to buy shift boot frames, PM if you have one to sell

                              Here's what happens when you let the internet pick your license plate

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                              • Northern
                                R3V Elite
                                • Nov 2010
                                • 5036

                                #675
                                I officially Fucking hate anything to do with drywall.
                                Originally posted by priapism
                                My girl don't know shit, but she bakes a mean cupcake.
                                Originally posted by shameson
                                Usually it's best not to know how much money you have into your e30

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