Nonsense Thread

[LJ851]

Today marks the one year anniversary of our first daugher's birth/death. Yesterday was the 1 month birthday of our second daughter...

That’s not nonsense, that’s brutal. So sorry for your loss, congrats on your daughters birthday.

[Sonny]

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Guy posted about his teen son pranking him.
Need more pranks from whichever R3V member did this.

[Motheye99]

Le epic prank
Le epic boulder

[Sonny]

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Just noticed in the photo, there is no garage door only a tarp.

How about boulders for all R3V member that are under 30, how much is a average boulder? Extra medium for me preferably.

[Melon]

Today marks the one year anniversary of our first daugher's birth/death. Yesterday was the 1 month birthday of our second daughter...

Congratulations!

Also,.I'm so sorry for your lost. That's terrible.
*E-hug*

[Stanley Rockafella]

So I met this homeless hippie on the bus who insisted I take some of his bud. So I was like "uhm, ok". Then he was like, "hey, when last did you smoke up?" and I was like "uhhh, about a year ago". Then he was like "shit, you should come smoke a joint with me". Then I was like, "ok, ya, sure". All the while the other strangers heard the whole discussion and were lookin at us all weird. Then after we get off the bus he starts talkin about the movie "Mr. Yes" asked if I ever heard of it. I was like "no". So then he starts tellin me about the movie and then I was like wait, I know that movie! So I told him "you mean Yes man?" he was like ya that's it! Then he had to ask this lady if she had a light cause I obviously don't smoke. He then proceeded to tell her I haven't smoked up in a year...like why? So anyway, he lit up the joint and we smoked it. Holy Christ, I dunno what was in that bud!! Sweet Baby Jesus!

Anyway, so while this was all going on, I'm thinking "really? is this what life has lead me to? one second I'm being an accountant trying to be all important, to now getting stoned in a back alley with a strange homeless French Canadian hippy?"

....aannnyyywaaayy, that's how my Thursday evening commute went.

[Sonny]

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That is so cool man, I’m not sure if we live in the same area or it might just be crazy enough to be a coincidence but I myself also met this homeless hippie on the bus who insisted I take some of his bud. So I was like "uhm, ok". Then he was like, "hey, when last did you smoke up?" and I was like "uhhh, about a year ago". Then he was like "shit, you should come smoke a joint with me". Then I was like, "ok, ya, sure". All the while the other strangers heard the whole discussion and were lookin at us all weird. Then after we get off the bus he starts talkin about the movie "Mr. Yes" asked if I ever heard of it. I was like "no". So then he starts tellin me about the movie and then I was like wait, I know that movie! So I told him "you mean Yes man?" he was like ya that's it! Then he had to ask this lady if she had a light cause I obviously don't smoke. He then proceeded to tell her I haven't smoked up in a year...like why? So anyway, he lit up the joint and we smoked it. Holy Christ, I dunno what was in that bud!! Sweet Baby Jesus!

Anyway, so while this was all going on, I'm thinking "really? is this what life has lead me to? one second I'm being an accountant trying to be all important, to now getting stoned in a back alley with a strange homeless French Canadian hippy?"

[majdomo]

So I met this homeless hippie on the bus who insisted I take some of his bud. So I was like "uhm, ok". Then he was like, "hey, when last did you smoke up?" and I was like "uhhh, about a year ago". Then he was like "shit, you should come smoke a joint with me". Then I was like, "ok, ya, sure". All the while the other strangers heard the whole discussion and were lookin at us all weird. Then after we get off the bus he starts talkin about the movie "Mr. Yes" asked if I ever heard of it. I was like "no". So then he starts tellin me about the movie and then I was like wait, I know that movie! So I told him "you mean Yes man?" he was like ya that's it! Then he had to ask this lady if she had a light cause I obviously don't smoke. He then proceeded to tell her I haven't smoked up in a year...like why? So anyway, he lit up the joint and we smoked it. Holy Christ, I dunno what was in that bud!! Sweet Baby Jesus!

Anyway, so while this was all going on, I'm thinking "really? is this what life has lead me to? one second I'm being an accountant trying to be all important, to now getting stoned in a back alley with a strange homeless French Canadian hippy?"

....aannnyyywaaayy, that's how my Thursday evening commute went.

OK - resubbed. Pretty awesome :)


Ezekiel 25:17

[2mAn]

Lol smoking with a homeless person? Wonderful

[Sonny]

Lol smoking with a homeless person? Wonderful

Honestly I’d be scared shitless of herpes, but that’s just me, is this a real risk?

[majdomo]

That is so cool man, I’m not sure if we live in the same area or it might just be crazy enough to be a coincidence but I myself also met this homeless hippie on the bus who insisted I take some of his bud. So I was like "uhm, ok". Then he was like, "hey, when last did you smoke up?" and I was like "uhhh, about a year ago". Then he was like "shit, you should come smoke a joint with me". Then I was like, "ok, ya, sure". All the while the other strangers heard the whole discussion and were lookin at us all weird. Then after we get off the bus he starts talkin about the movie "Mr. Yes" asked if I ever heard of it. I was like "no". So then he starts tellin me about the movie and then I was like wait, I know that movie! So I told him "you mean Yes man?" he was like ya that's it! Then he had to ask this lady if she had a light cause I obviously don't smoke. He then proceeded to tell her I haven't smoked up in a year...like why? So anyway, he lit up the joint and we smoked it. Holy Christ, I dunno what was in that bud!! Sweet Baby Jesus!

Anyway, so while this was all going on, I'm thinking "really? is this what life has lead me to? one second I'm being an accountant trying to be all important, to now getting stoned in a back alley with a strange homeless French Canadian hippy?"

just....
fuck


ban.

[Sonny]

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Honestly I’d be scared shitless of herpes, but that’s just me, is this a real risk?

Living in California I’m dealing with a huge black widow problem I think a egg Sack might’ve hatched in my frame they all run back in the holes In the frame so far I’ve seen nine black widows all babys and 4 big mommas guarding my muffler and trailing arms and subframe. Should I buy a bunch of lizards to release in my garage because I’m uncomfortable getting underneath her now .



Edit: I will spray this to rustproof her anyways, https://www.eastwood.com/eastwood-in...z-aerosol.html maybe kill the spiders along to yay

[LowR3V'in]

allot of people are immune from widow venom.
probably don't worry about it.

[Powling]

That is so cool man, I’m not sure if we live in the same area or it might just be crazy enough to be a coincidence but I myself also met this homeless hippie on the bus who insisted I take some of his bud. So I was like "uhm, ok". Then he was like, "hey, when last did you smoke up?" and I was like "uhhh, about a year ago". Then he was like "shit, you should come smoke a joint with me". Then I was like, "ok, ya, sure". All the while the other strangers heard the whole discussion and were lookin at us all weird. Then after we get off the bus he starts talkin about the movie "Mr. Yes" asked if I ever heard of it. I was like "no". So then he starts tellin me about the movie and then I was like wait, I know that movie! So I told him "you mean Yes man?" he was like ya that's it! Then he had to ask this lady if she had a light cause I obviously don't smoke. He then proceeded to tell her I haven't smoked up in a year...like why? So anyway, he lit up the joint and we smoked it. Holy Christ, I dunno what was in that bud!! Sweet Baby Jesus!

Anyway, so while this was all going on, I'm thinking "really? is this what life has lead me to? one second I'm being an accountant trying to be all important, to now getting stoned in a back alley with a strange homeless French Canadian hippy?"

Sigh...it literally says under his username he's in Van City...

...not anywhere close to where you are.

[Sonny]

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allot of people are immune from widow venom.
probably don't worry about it.

https://www.al.com/news/2015/06/how_a_ua_doctor_allowed_a_blac.html

This is very interesting what if I am middle eastern, as my ancestors weren’t here to experience a bite or so. Now I’m worried aha

Edit: serious question Thank you!