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  • roguetoaster
    R3V OG
    • Jan 2012
    • 7742

    #9361
    We have multiple F1 threads, and do them one year at a time. Feel free to start a 2019 one if it's not already around.

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    • Melon
      E30 Fanatic
      • Mar 2018
      • 1311

      #9362
      Originally posted by Sonny
      Than I close the hood and not pump any gas since I’m getting 35mpg, walk in store show dirty hand and ask for sink. Walk to the restroom to build a toilet paper nest. Proceed to spend 30 mins on R3V like right now learning about cbd and holding your poop in. Someone knocks On my stall I ignore, they knock again and I see the bottom of a wheel chair.
      Realize I’m in handicap stall.
      See that I’m low on toilet paper from nest, try my best to wipe with what little I have. Wiping won’t stop it’s like I’m wiping a fucking marker. Pull pants up with half crusty butt crack.
      I get out nobody is there anymore,
      Don’t want to look like an asshole and assuming they’re outside waiting.
      Walk out limping on one foot and feeling butcheeks grinding like sandpaper. see wheelchair man on the way so I limp as fast as I can.
      Stall the car trying to start in 1st and not pushing clutch hard enough due to pants.

      E30 Life is great.
      I do things.

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      • ButtJuice
        R3VLimited
        • Dec 2009
        • 2609

        #9363
        I still hope Sonny sharts himself one of these days.
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        • e30RS
          E30 Addict
          • Mar 2019
          • 437

          #9364
          Harsh, but an amuzing visual.

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          • TeXJ
            E30 Mastermind
            • Apr 2010
            • 1914

            #9365
            I want to go to the Circuit of the Americas(Austin) for a race...F1, MotoGP,...something
            1990 325is
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            • roguetoaster
              R3V OG
              • Jan 2012
              • 7742

              #9366
              Originally posted by TeXJ
              I want to go to the Circuit of the Americas(Austin) for a race...F1, MotoGP,...something
              I want F1 back at WGI or Nurburgring. All these fancy, modern, wide open and safety first tracks take a real element of fun out of racing.

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              • Melon
                E30 Fanatic
                • Mar 2018
                • 1311

                #9367
                Originally posted by TeXJ
                I want to go to the Circuit of the Americas(Austin) for a race...F1, MotoGP,...something
                F1 is a cluster fuck, but it's fun.
                WEC and Moto GP are way more enjoyable, fewer people, and Moto GP has free motorcycle parking.
                I do things.

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                • roguetoaster
                  R3V OG
                  • Jan 2012
                  • 7742

                  #9368
                  Originally posted by Melon
                  F1 is a cluster fuck, but it's fun.
                  WEC and Moto GP are way more enjoyable, fewer people, and Moto GP has free motorcycle parking.
                  Moto, including lower levels is my favorite motorsport to watch live, just wish there was a little more real world production bike crossover these days.

                  WRC is of course the best to watch not live.

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                  • Sonny
                    Banned
                    • Feb 2019
                    • 100

                    #9369

                    Cheetah on the loose.

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                    • Melon
                      E30 Fanatic
                      • Mar 2018
                      • 1311

                      #9370
                      Fuereorange; Best of all BMW colors.
                      I do things.

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                      • Sonny
                        Banned
                        • Feb 2019
                        • 100

                        #9371
                        Originally posted by Melon
                        Fuereorange; Best of all BMW colors.


                        What do you know about orange [emoji521]

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                        • Sonny
                          Banned
                          • Feb 2019
                          • 100

                          #9372
                          Nonsense Thread

                          Last time I used a public urinal, fucker next to me told me I had a small watch. Never stepping foot in any public restroom again.
                          Last edited by Sonny; 05-13-2019, 07:25 AM.

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                          • Reichart12
                            R3VLimited
                            • Aug 2012
                            • 2145

                            #9373
                            Originally posted by roguetoaster
                            I want F1 back at WGI or Nurburgring. All these fancy, modern, wide open and safety first tracks take a real element of fun out of racing.
                            I love going to WGI but as Im sure you know, the track and amenities are not up to the F1 standard which is why they will never get a GP. Now about Miami, I really don't want a street circuit there. Definitely not if they remove the race in Austin and it's just not right for two US GP despite some rumor about it.

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                            • LJ851
                              R3V OG
                              • Nov 2010
                              • 7918

                              #9374
                              Originally posted by Sonny
                              Last time I used a public urinal, fucker next to me told me I had a small watch. Never stepping foot in any public restroom again.


                              Maybe he was right. Grow some balls, dude.
                              Lorin


                              Originally posted by slammin.e28
                              The M30 is God's engine.

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                              • Melon
                                E30 Fanatic
                                • Mar 2018
                                • 1311

                                #9375
                                Originally posted by Sonny
                                Last time I used a public urinal, fucker next to me told me I had a small watch. Never stepping foot in any public restroom again.
                                "Your wife had no problem telling the time."
                                I do things.

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