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Project Meat-flange - an Australian story that doesn't involve Nicole Fucking Kidman
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Originally posted by der affe
first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.
if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.
For sale: one alu "Euro" M52 in bits. It’s in bits because it’s too damn fucking dangerous to keep together, given the awesomeness it possesses. For real, this shit be wack, nigga, like dayum son. It’s so rad to the power of sick it made Samuel L. Jackson’s motherfuckin’ head ex-motherfuckin’-plode. Shit damn shit!
For your own safety, when pondering the purchase of my M52, I would wear a helmet, gloves and some kind of eye protection. One time, Hillary Clinton thought about buying this engine, she got such a wide-on that Amelia Earhart was able to fly a burning B52 upside down and sideways into it without touching the beef curtains, such was the vaginal dilation on offer that day.
I've got the block, rods, pistons, crank, bearings, x2 heads, cams, trays, engine cover, stock intake manifold, 320i non-Vanos loom, Euro headers all up for grabs, and by up for grabs I mean buy this stuff or I'll go to every R3v Limited forum member's house and take a shit in your letterbox, then mail you a fucking polaroid of me doing it. Or maybe take a photo of a polar bear taking a dump on your car. Eat that, shit waffleswaffleswaffleswaffless!
I also have an M40 and G240 that are for sale. They are not nearly as awesome. But they are still for sale.
Pork Hunt Motorsport
eBay is like the summit racing catalog for today's special Olympics crowd
You know... There's an offer of $50 for someone to shit on What18yahoo's hood and post pics...
Why the part out? Subaru build taking over?
PM me for detailing services in the Longmont / Boulder Area in Colorado!
Originally posted by DTM190
"fuck the kangaroo dude, his toilet water swirls the wrong way anyway, plus i never liked crocodile dundee or Steve Irwin and vegemite tastes like shit"
it's under 3.8L, it's forced induction, legal for road use in Sydney, stupidly complex cam/crank sensors, will handle over 500rwhp on stock bottom end, has overhead cams, it's short, it's light and it's cheaper than building a sleeved M52 ;)
this option only came up after discussions with a mate who is putting one into a small, light rear drive car (which isn't a BMW) and does fucking hectic skids bro
Pork Hunt Motorsport
eBay is like the summit racing catalog for today's special Olympics crowd
it's under 3.8L, it's forced induction, legal for road use in Sydney, stupidly complex cam/crank sensors, will handle over 500rwhp on stock bottom end, has overhead cams, it's short, it's light and it's cheaper than building a sleeved M52 ;)
this option only came up after discussions with a mate who is putting one into a small, light rear drive car (which isn't a BMW) and does fucking hectic skids bro
fook I didn't know this was a beez kneez alloy block holy grail witch craft happens machine....hmmmm I am pretty handy with the angle grinder and nobody will really question why my 6 cylinder is only half in the engine bay?
Half a case for it good sir? ill even take the sludge with me
Sludge is gone. Lindsay Lohan called around and bought it all. Said something about the inside of her waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles was looking too good of late and needed it looking more like the Paris Hilton?
Pork Hunt Motorsport
eBay is like the summit racing catalog for today's special Olympics crowd
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