Project Meat-flange - an Australian story that doesn't involve Nicole Fucking Kidman

[e30guydownunder]

Not to be OT or nuttin, but Glenn I keep stalking you and can't find no Stormy thread! Haha, I really wanna read the specs on the engine.

As you were

[Iain]

I support OT when it comes to the ex-Shakey Storm Trooper and its new owner.

Get to it, Barker - WE WANT CHILLY WILLY WE WANT CHILLY WILLY!

[VacMan]

Every time this thread shows up in New Posts I laugh at the title like it's the very first time. I appreciate your humor.

[DTM190]

Hahah I also love how many people have random Iain quotes in their sigs, RaySmoo's tops it for me

Anyhow no more OT

http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?p=1979927#post1979927

[Iain]

For sale: one alu "Euro" M52 in bits. It’s in bits because it’s too damn fucking dangerous to keep together, given the awesomeness it possesses. For real, this shit be wack, nigga, like dayum son. It’s so rad to the power of sick it made Samuel L. Jackson’s motherfuckin’ head ex-motherfuckin’-plode. Shit damn shit!

For your own safety, when pondering the purchase of my M52, I would wear a helmet, gloves and some kind of eye protection. One time, Hillary Clinton thought about buying this engine, she got such a wide-on that Amelia Earhart was able to fly a burning B52 upside down and sideways into it without touching the beef curtains, such was the vaginal dilation on offer that day.

I've got the block, rods, pistons, crank, bearings, x2 heads, cams, trays, engine cover, stock intake manifold, 320i non-Vanos loom, Euro headers all up for grabs, and by up for grabs I mean buy this stuff or I'll go to every R3v Limited forum member's house and take a shit in your letterbox, then mail you a fucking polaroid of me doing it. Or maybe take a photo of a polar bear taking a dump on your car. Eat that, shit waffleswaffleswaffleswaffless!

I also have an M40 and G240 that are for sale. They are not nearly as awesome. But they are still for sale.

[Bishop]

You know... There's an offer of $50 for someone to shit on What18yahoo's hood and post pics...
Why the part out? Subaru build taking over?

[Danny]

El ess jaun?!?!

[Reap3r]

I need moar people to come round and drink beer with my when my e30 is in peices. Dammit, brisbane people are no fun. :(

[dashboardmonkey]

haha, lol. Iain delivers teh lulz, as usual

[Iain]

El ess jaun?!?!

it's under 3.8L, it's forced induction, legal for road use in Sydney, stupidly complex cam/crank sensors, will handle over 500rwhp on stock bottom end, has overhead cams, it's short, it's light and it's cheaper than building a sleeved M52 ;)

this option only came up after discussions with a mate who is putting one into a small, light rear drive car (which isn't a BMW) and does fucking hectic skids bro

[Ray Smoodiver]

it's under 3.8L, it's forced induction, legal for road use in Sydney, stupidly complex cam/crank sensors, will handle over 500rwhp on stock bottom end, has overhead cams, it's short, it's light and it's cheaper than building a sleeved M52 ;)

this option only came up after discussions with a mate who is putting one into a small, light rear drive car (which isn't a BMW) and does fucking hectic skids bro

Better be a fucken 2jz

[Iain]

Not a 2J. I said light and compact :)

[e30guydownunder]

hahaha 2jznoshit ya mean?

fook I didn't know this was a beez kneez alloy block holy grail witch craft happens machine....hmmmm I am pretty handy with the angle grinder and nobody will really question why my 6 cylinder is only half in the engine bay?

Half a case for it good sir? ill even take the sludge with me

[Iain]

Sludge is gone. Lindsay Lohan called around and bought it all. Said something about the inside of her waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles was looking too good of late and needed it looking more like the Paris Hilton?

[Wh33lhop]

A Buick 3800, and you're lying about overhead cams.