Originally posted by 2mAn
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thanks lol
Here's a mediocre bar story to make up for my lets downs for the pee truck and builds.
Last night I was at a bar and this girl comes up to me and asks for a smoke.
I give her one and she goes back to her table which is right behind ours.
Two guys roll up on what looks like a 2004 electric scooter, which he used to break the ice with the two girls I was just talking about. That encounter went from 0 to 100 real quick. The dudes are trying to get the girls to ride the scooter, they decline then the guy asks if they want to see his dick.
WTF LOL
They decline, of course, and then this dude jumps on the scooter and rode through the inside of the bar with a WOT
So, we use this as an opportunity to chat it up with the ladies. Totally worked
I opened with "DID THAT GUY JUST TRY TO GET YOU TO RIDE HIS SCOOTER AND LOOK AT HIS DICK?!" She responds with, "YEEESSS"
We're taking shots, having a good time, and about 1 hour into the convo, I'm chatting it up with one of them.
She's like mid sentence and grabs a cup, mine, with beer in it and just foams up a lil bit and goes, "I'm good"
LOL
I was like, are you sure you don't want to go to the restroom? Her friend also tries to get her to do that.
Then she starts doing one of these dry heaves, really loud while trying to finish her though, so mid sentence there's an abrupt "HUUUUUUUUUUGNNNNNNNNNN ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR UHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Foams up a little bit more and TOSSES IT OUT OVER THE FENCE
LOOOOOL
This is a bad bitch guys, def one to take home.
Everyone is trying to get her to go to the bathroom and she just won't
Keeps saying
I'm GOOOOOOD
Then this dumb ass grabs an empty pitcher and I swear to god fills up like half of it with puke GRABS ANOTHER BEER DRINKS IT.
She said she's good every time there was a break from puke coming out of her mouth.
It was so hot
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