Nonsense Thread

[Stanley Rockafella]

it's confusing when a lesbian looks like a boy

ftfy

[15Michaeljoseph]

it's confusing when a lesbian is in a relationship with a boy

Ftfy x2

--Mike

[flyboyx]

it's confusing when a lesbian calls herself a lesbian but gets gender reassignment.

fucked this up for you.

[15Michaeljoseph]

well shit


--Mike

[HennaE30]

How do you get your girlfriend to accept that you're breaking up with her? She just won't let it go.

[Exodus_2pt0]

Have you made it perfectly clear?

If yes,

Cut all communication.

If that doesn't work, restraining order.

[UlrichFennec]

Be straightforward. No sugarcoating.

"I don't want to be with you anymore and I'm looking for something else. We're done."

You want to make it clear that there's no chance to get back together. You don't have to continue to be friends, but if you do, be sure that she gets the "we're done." part. Be a dick if necessary and they start trying to cling to you at all costs out of desperation.

If you really want to make sure ties are cut, block on facebook, delete and block the phone number, and sever all forms of communication. If that doesn't get the point across, restraining order.

[flyboyx]

tell her you want to do ass to mouth.

[HennaE30]

tell her you want to do ass to mouth.

She'd be down for it. Lol

I finally got her to stop. I think she finally gets that I'm not playing around anymore.

There was one point where I was like "you're just reenforcing my decision to break up with you. Any doubt I had is quickly going out the window. Thank you." that pretty much shut her up.

[UlrichFennec]

I finally got her to stop. I think she finally gets that I'm not playing around anymore.

There was one point where I was like "you're just reenforcing my decision to break up with you. Any doubt I had is quickly going out the window. Thank you." that pretty much shut her up.

Attaboy! Good work on dropping it. Now you can go fishing again.

But remember:

[HennaE30]

Attaboy! Good work on dropping it. Now you can go fishing again.

But remember:

Lol I love that movie.

I'm thinking I'm just gonna chill for now tho. Dating is just too much damn work.

[UlrichFennec]

I'm thinking I'm just gonna chill for now tho. Dating is just too much damn work.

Yeah, it's definitely for the best that you give yourself some cooldown time before you jump back into the dating pool, mate. It'll give you some time to figure out what you really want in a partner.

I want to focus on school and my future career as a mechanic, so I don't date. That's just less money I have to spend and less shit to worry about.

[HennaE30]

That's just less money I have to spend and less shit to worry about.

Qft.

Plus I'll be moving to Austin soon, so it makes no sense to get really involved with anyone right now.

[flyboyx]

Attaboy! Good work on dropping it. Now you can go fishing again.

But remember:

later in the movie she tells dante that sometimes its ok.

[UlrichFennec]

later in the movie she tells dante that sometimes its ok.

That scene where Elias talks about his girlfriend's crotch troll still fucking gets me. I love Kevin Smith's movies.