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    Originally posted by E30 Wagen View Post
    it's confusing when a lesbian looks like a boy
    ftfy
    If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna cost ya!

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      Originally posted by E30 Wagen View Post
      it's confusing when a lesbian is in a relationship with a boy
      Ftfy x2

      --Mike
      (OO=[][]=OO) For Life

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        Originally posted by E30 Wagen View Post
        it's confusing when a lesbian calls herself a lesbian but gets gender reassignment.
        fucked this up for you.
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          well shit


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            How do you get your girlfriend to accept that you're breaking up with her? She just won't let it go.
            Originally posted by flyboyx
            how about if i yank the anal beads out of your ass like i'm trying to pull start a chain saw?
            Originally posted by Northern
            beer is my new liver cleanse.

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              Have you made it perfectly clear?

              If yes,

              Cut all communication.

              If that doesn't work, restraining order.
              Last edited by Exodus_2pt0; 09-28-2015, 10:05 AM.
              No E30 Club
              Originally posted by MrBurgundy
              Anyways, mustangs are gay and mini vans are faster than your car, you just have to deal with that.

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                Be straightforward. No sugarcoating.

                "I don't want to be with you anymore and I'm looking for something else. We're done."

                You want to make it clear that there's no chance to get back together. You don't have to continue to be friends, but if you do, be sure that she gets the "we're done." part. Be a dick if necessary and they start trying to cling to you at all costs out of desperation.

                If you really want to make sure ties are cut, block on facebook, delete and block the phone number, and sever all forms of communication. If that doesn't get the point across, restraining order.
                "Leafeon" '92 Lagunengrun 325i Vert (Daily Driver/Project)
                http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=366044
                The stickers make it go faster. :nice:

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                  tell her you want to do ass to mouth.
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                  Gigitty Gigitty!!!!

                  88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
                  92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
                  88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
                  88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
                  87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
                  12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black

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                    Originally posted by flyboyx View Post
                    tell her you want to do ass to mouth.

                    She'd be down for it. Lol

                    I finally got her to stop. I think she finally gets that I'm not playing around anymore.

                    There was one point where I was like "you're just reenforcing my decision to break up with you. Any doubt I had is quickly going out the window. Thank you." that pretty much shut her up.
                    Originally posted by flyboyx
                    how about if i yank the anal beads out of your ass like i'm trying to pull start a chain saw?
                    Originally posted by Northern
                    beer is my new liver cleanse.

                    Henna - '84 Hennarot 325e
                    Lola - '89 Schwarz 325is - being saved
                    Christine - '88 Schwarz 325is - Spec E30 Racecar
                    '01 White F150 Lariat 4x4 Supercrew - Daily
                    Dad's '05 Interlagosblau M3

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                      Originally posted by HennaE30 View Post

                      I finally got her to stop. I think she finally gets that I'm not playing around anymore.

                      There was one point where I was like "you're just reenforcing my decision to break up with you. Any doubt I had is quickly going out the window. Thank you." that pretty much shut her up.
                      Attaboy! Good work on dropping it. Now you can go fishing again.

                      But remember:

                      "Leafeon" '92 Lagunengrun 325i Vert (Daily Driver/Project)
                      http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=366044
                      The stickers make it go faster. :nice:

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                        Originally posted by UlrichFennec View Post
                        Attaboy! Good work on dropping it. Now you can go fishing again.

                        But remember:


                        Lol I love that movie.

                        I'm thinking I'm just gonna chill for now tho. Dating is just too much damn work.
                        Originally posted by flyboyx
                        how about if i yank the anal beads out of your ass like i'm trying to pull start a chain saw?
                        Originally posted by Northern
                        beer is my new liver cleanse.

                        Henna - '84 Hennarot 325e
                        Lola - '89 Schwarz 325is - being saved
                        Christine - '88 Schwarz 325is - Spec E30 Racecar
                        '01 White F150 Lariat 4x4 Supercrew - Daily
                        Dad's '05 Interlagosblau M3

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                          Originally posted by HennaE30 View Post
                          I'm thinking I'm just gonna chill for now tho. Dating is just too much damn work.
                          Yeah, it's definitely for the best that you give yourself some cooldown time before you jump back into the dating pool, mate. It'll give you some time to figure out what you really want in a partner.

                          I want to focus on school and my future career as a mechanic, so I don't date. That's just less money I have to spend and less shit to worry about.
                          "Leafeon" '92 Lagunengrun 325i Vert (Daily Driver/Project)
                          http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=366044
                          The stickers make it go faster. :nice:

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                            Originally posted by UlrichFennec View Post
                            That's just less money I have to spend and less shit to worry about.

                            Qft.

                            Plus I'll be moving to Austin soon, so it makes no sense to get really involved with anyone right now.
                            Originally posted by flyboyx
                            how about if i yank the anal beads out of your ass like i'm trying to pull start a chain saw?
                            Originally posted by Northern
                            beer is my new liver cleanse.

                            Henna - '84 Hennarot 325e
                            Lola - '89 Schwarz 325is - being saved
                            Christine - '88 Schwarz 325is - Spec E30 Racecar
                            '01 White F150 Lariat 4x4 Supercrew - Daily
                            Dad's '05 Interlagosblau M3

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                              Originally posted by UlrichFennec View Post
                              Attaboy! Good work on dropping it. Now you can go fishing again.

                              But remember:


                              later in the movie she tells dante that sometimes its ok.
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                              Gigitty Gigitty!!!!

                              88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
                              92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
                              88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
                              88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
                              87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
                              12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black

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                                Originally posted by flyboyx View Post
                                later in the movie she tells dante that sometimes its ok.
                                That scene where Elias talks about his girlfriend's crotch troll still fucking gets me. I love Kevin Smith's movies.
                                "Leafeon" '92 Lagunengrun 325i Vert (Daily Driver/Project)
                                http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=366044
                                The stickers make it go faster. :nice:

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