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  • 2mAn
    Moderator
    • Aug 2010
    • 20063

    #7126
    It sounds like the perfect race car
    Simon
    Current Cars:
    -1966 Lotus Elan
    -1986 German Car
    -2006 Volkswagen Jetta TDI

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    • supermansocks95
      Mod Crazy
      • Feb 2016
      • 756

      #7127
      It WILL be. Anyone down to light my car on fire?
      88 325i Cabrio
      04 Neon SRT-4

      Originally posted by MrBurgundy
      If R3v was a dude, it would pick up a tinder date naked, with a raging boner, drunk, in an e30 with a shitty interior, a missing sunroof panel, explaining how its a classic while staring at the tinder date's tits.

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      • ForcedFirebird
        R3V OG
        • Feb 2007
        • 8300

        #7128
        Whenever I hear about a Neon, this video comes to mind...

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        • 2mAn
          Moderator
          • Aug 2010
          • 20063

          #7129
          Originally posted by ForcedFirebird
          Whenever I hear about a Neon, this video comes to mind...

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8c0tDzyKlA
          Simon
          Current Cars:
          -1966 Lotus Elan
          -1986 German Car
          -2006 Volkswagen Jetta TDI

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          • MR E30 325is
            No R3VLimiter
            • Dec 2008
            • 3299

            #7130
            That video had everything I needed
            My previous build (currently E30-less)
            http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=170390

            A 2016 Toyota Tacoma TRD 4x4 Offroad in Inferno is my newest obsession

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            • TeXJ
              E30 Mastermind
              • Apr 2010
              • 1914

              #7131
              HAHAHAHA that video is golden!
              1990 325is
              m52b28
              3.73lsd
              g260 (1987 325is 5spd tranny)

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              • ForcedFirebird
                R3V OG
                • Feb 2007
                • 8300

                #7132
                Originally posted by 2mAn
                Originally posted by MR E30 325is
                That video had everything I needed
                Originally posted by TeXJ
                HAHAHAHA that video is golden!

                Might as well throw another classic out there....


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                • majdomo
                  E30 Addict
                  • Jun 2018
                  • 449

                  #7133
                  lmao

                  youtube thought it would be funny to queue this one up next:

                  Current flame: E30 318iS Alpinweiss II slicktop / LSD - Joanne
                  The old man: 1970 2002 Polaris(ish) slicktop / rat rod - Wallace
                  The ex: E92 335i 6MT M-Sport - Betty
                  The heavy: 2001 4Runner SR5 Sport (3rd Gen) - Fred

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                  • MrBurgundy
                    R3V Elite
                    • Mar 2012
                    • 5291

                    #7134
                    classic fail right here, boy
                    Current Collection: 1990 325is // 1987 325i Vert // 2003 525i 5spd // 1985 380SL // 1992 Ranger 5spd // 2005 Avalanche // 2024 Honda Grom SP // 2024 Yamaha XSR700 // 2024 Jeep Gladiator Rubicon

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                    • 2mAn
                      Moderator
                      • Aug 2010
                      • 20063

                      #7135
                      so since we're kinda talking about race cars, I wanted to share something Ive been going back and forth about lately... My Datsun

                      The car has been pretty great, but being a 50 year old car, its hard not to feel like it has its own personality. Ive been getting this weird suspicion that this lady just doesnt want to be a racecar. They are weird circumstances, but I truly feel like she just wants to be driven, but on the streets, not the track. With that said, do I just put my hand over her mouth and make her do what I want, or do I just let her go and get another car thats already been prepped for race car stuff?... Ive found one I like... theres ALWAYS a car that I want... The one I found will work, and seems to be a sneaky one, just like me.

                      Am I reading too much into these weird circumstances ?
                      Simon
                      Current Cars:
                      -1966 Lotus Elan
                      -1986 German Car
                      -2006 Volkswagen Jetta TDI

                      Make R3V Great Again -2020

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                      • MrBurgundy
                        R3V Elite
                        • Mar 2012
                        • 5291

                        #7136
                        Originally posted by 2mAn
                        so since we're kinda talking about race cars, I wanted to share something Ive been going back and forth about lately... My Datsun

                        The car has been pretty great, but being a 50 year old car, its hard not to feel like it has its own personality. And Ive been getting this weird suspicion that this lady just doesnt want to be a racecar. They are weird circumstances, but I truly feel like she just wants to be driven, but on the streets, not the track. With that said, do I just put my hand over her mouth and make her do what I want, or do I just let her go and get another car thats already been prepped for race car stuff?... Ive found one I like... theres ALWAYS a car that I want, and I found that will work, and seems to be a sneaky one, just like me.

                        Am I reading too much into these weird circumstances ?


                        IMO I would let it go.

                        Find a car that feels like a race car to you.


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                        Current Collection: 1990 325is // 1987 325i Vert // 2003 525i 5spd // 1985 380SL // 1992 Ranger 5spd // 2005 Avalanche // 2024 Honda Grom SP // 2024 Yamaha XSR700 // 2024 Jeep Gladiator Rubicon

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                        • MR E30 325is
                          No R3VLimiter
                          • Dec 2008
                          • 3299

                          #7137
                          Originally posted by MrBurgundy
                          IMO I would let it go.

                          Find a car that feels like a race car to you.


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                          Agree with this advice 100%
                          My previous build (currently E30-less)
                          http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=170390

                          A 2016 Toyota Tacoma TRD 4x4 Offroad in Inferno is my newest obsession

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                          • E30335i
                            E30 Enthusiast
                            • Feb 2014
                            • 1035

                            #7138
                            Give it to her dry if she doesn’t want it wet.


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                            • ForcedFirebird
                              R3V OG
                              • Feb 2007
                              • 8300

                              #7139
                              Buy a prepped race car IMO. Even one with a blown engine, just a roller etc will save you a ton of cash flow. Only time you should turn a street car to race car is if you plan on keeping it for a bit.

                              john@m20guru.com
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                              • ThatOneEuroE30
                                R3V OG
                                • Dec 2013
                                • 8626

                                #7140
                                Originally posted by ForcedFirebird
                                Buy a prepped race car IMO. Even one with a blown engine, just a roller etc will save you a ton of cash flow. Only time you should turn a street car to race car is if you plan on keeping it for a bit.





                                If you do that though make sure you take the person who runs the tech inspection with you to check it out or send them tons of detailed pics. Nothing like buying a race car to have to redo the cage cause it wont pass. Or if its certified get the cert for it.


                                1989 325is l 1984 euro 320i l 1970 2002 Racecar
                                1991 318i 4dr slick top


                                Euro spec 320i/Alpina B6 3.5 project(the never ending saga)
                                Vintage race car revival (2002 content)
                                Mtech 2 turbo restoration
                                Brilliantrot slick top "build"

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