I'm in Las Vegas tonight. we stay in the freemont st district when we have long overnights as is the case today. just outside of the covered area is a cvs pharmacy. after dinner, I walked in there to pick up a tube of toothpaste on my way back to the hotel.
I am standing in line to check out and I overhear half of the conversation some lady is having with her cell phone. she is telling whomever she is talking to that she HATES being pretty and having such a great body. its such a pain in the ass to always have guys looking at her all the time. it just sucks being so attractive.... blah blah blah..... I'm thinking to myself: who the fuck would say something like that? of course, I have to nonchalantly as possible turn around to catch a glimpse of this goddess!
to my surprise, the lady turns out to be about 5'6 tall ghetto black woman weighing in at pretty close to 200lbs! by the way....her face was uglier than a smashed butthole. I guess this is the seedy part of Las Vegas after all.
I laughed my ass off all the way back to the hotel. in fact, I am still laughing as I write this.
I am standing in line to check out and I overhear half of the conversation some lady is having with her cell phone. she is telling whomever she is talking to that she HATES being pretty and having such a great body. its such a pain in the ass to always have guys looking at her all the time. it just sucks being so attractive.... blah blah blah..... I'm thinking to myself: who the fuck would say something like that? of course, I have to nonchalantly as possible turn around to catch a glimpse of this goddess!
to my surprise, the lady turns out to be about 5'6 tall ghetto black woman weighing in at pretty close to 200lbs! by the way....her face was uglier than a smashed butthole. I guess this is the seedy part of Las Vegas after all.
I laughed my ass off all the way back to the hotel. in fact, I am still laughing as I write this.
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