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    Simon
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    Previous Car Count : 24 ... and climbing...

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      Originally posted by LowR3V'in View Post
      c4 switched to gas lid
      I was thinking claymore or flame thrower... don't want to damage the truck... much.

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        Dick measuring contest (with cylinder bores)
        Talk of getting strangers to drink your urine.

        I get busy with work, disappear for a few days and this is what I come back to?
        This is quality shitposting I expect from an off-topic thread. Well done.

        Also, I bought a PC.
        https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0...?ie=UTF8&psc=1

        Family has been down to clean out my grandmothers house (since she passed away a few months ago) and I have items from my mother's house stored in the shop (from when she passed away in 2017)
        Found several HDD's and laptops, going to consolidate the data in one place. Also, I miss having a desktop, I haven't had one since my house flooded in 2016.
        I do things.

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          Here's all my bores for you fellas.

          LC8 is 100mm
          LS1 is 99mm
          Nu MPi is 81mm
          LGZ is 95mm
          M20 is 84mm

          Looks like my KTM 950 wins.
          Last edited by Melon; 01-29-2020, 06:41 PM.
          I do things.

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            I bored the room.

            Ok, I'm done.
            I do things.

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              Are you sure the M20 has a 91mm bore? Thats a big jump over the 84mm they are stock... my Datsun has a 87mm bore. Thats all I got
              Simon
              Current Car:
              -2003 Mini Cooper R50
              Previous Car Count : 24 ... and climbing...

              Make R3V Great Again -2020

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                91mm bore isn't possible unless we're talking spacing?
                Originally posted by priapism
                My girl don't know shit, but she bakes a mean cupcake.
                Originally posted by shameson
                Usually it's best not to know how much money you have into your e30

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                  Yeah, spacing.
                  I did little to no fact checking once I got to the Wikipedia page.

                  I am fake news.

                  Edit: I double checked the bores and made edits.
                  Last edited by Melon; 01-29-2020, 06:41 PM.
                  I do things.

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                    A 91mm bore would've been something...

                    please give MrBurgundy a suggestion for his truck. make it good
                    Simon
                    Current Car:
                    -2003 Mini Cooper R50
                    Previous Car Count : 24 ... and climbing...

                    Make R3V Great Again -2020

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                      Go ahead an set up the syphon, but run the hose through a dildo that flops out when you open the fuel door.

                      You want the fuel.
                      You suck the dick.
                      Don't forget the balls.
                      I do things.

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                        Originally posted by Melon View Post
                        You want the fuel.
                        You suck the dick.
                        Don't forget the balls.

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                          The balls would have a hidden syphon pump.
                          Things always come out faster if you work the balls properly.
                          I do things.

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                            Bravo
                            Simon
                            Current Car:
                            -2003 Mini Cooper R50
                            Previous Car Count : 24 ... and climbing...

                            Make R3V Great Again -2020

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                              speaking of ballz, might as well jerk some baby batter in there too. let it sit in the sun for a couple days to get nice and ripe. mix a few ounces of gasoline in there to cover up the rank smell.
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                                Originally posted by Melon View Post
                                Here's all my bores for you fellas.

                                LC8 is 100mm
                                LS1 is 99mm
                                Nu MPi is 81mm
                                LGZ is 95mm
                                M20 is 84mm

                                Looks like my KTM 950 wins.
                                500 cid Cadillac at 4.300" (109.22 mm)
                                That's a first for bragging about just over 4".

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