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  • Melon
    E30 Fanatic
    • Mar 2018
    • 1311

    #11536
    Dick measuring contest (with cylinder bores)
    Talk of getting strangers to drink your urine.

    I get busy with work, disappear for a few days and this is what I come back to?
    This is quality shitposting I expect from an off-topic thread. Well done.

    Also, I bought a PC.
    https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0...?ie=UTF8&psc=1

    Family has been down to clean out my grandmothers house (since she passed away a few months ago) and I have items from my mother's house stored in the shop (from when she passed away in 2017)
    Found several HDD's and laptops, going to consolidate the data in one place. Also, I miss having a desktop, I haven't had one since my house flooded in 2016.
    I do things.

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    • Melon
      E30 Fanatic
      • Mar 2018
      • 1311

      #11537
      Here's all my bores for you fellas.

      LC8 is 100mm
      LS1 is 99mm
      Nu MPi is 81mm
      LGZ is 95mm
      M20 is 84mm

      Looks like my KTM 950 wins.
      Last edited by Melon; 01-29-2020, 06:41 PM.
      I do things.

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      • Melon
        E30 Fanatic
        • Mar 2018
        • 1311

        #11538
        I bored the room.

        Ok, I'm done.
        I do things.

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        • 2mAn
          Moderator
          • Aug 2010
          • 20062

          #11539
          Are you sure the M20 has a 91mm bore? Thats a big jump over the 84mm they are stock... my Datsun has a 87mm bore. Thats all I got
          Simon
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          • Northern
            R3V Elite
            • Nov 2010
            • 5036

            #11540
            91mm bore isn't possible unless we're talking spacing?
            Originally posted by priapism
            My girl don't know shit, but she bakes a mean cupcake.
            Originally posted by shameson
            Usually it's best not to know how much money you have into your e30

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            • Melon
              E30 Fanatic
              • Mar 2018
              • 1311

              #11541
              Yeah, spacing.
              I did little to no fact checking once I got to the Wikipedia page.

              I am fake news.

              Edit: I double checked the bores and made edits.
              Last edited by Melon; 01-29-2020, 06:41 PM.
              I do things.

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              • 2mAn
                Moderator
                • Aug 2010
                • 20062

                #11542
                A 91mm bore would've been something...

                please give MrBurgundy a suggestion for his truck. make it good
                Simon
                Current Cars:
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                -1986 German Car
                -2006 Volkswagen Jetta TDI

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                • Melon
                  E30 Fanatic
                  • Mar 2018
                  • 1311

                  #11543
                  Go ahead an set up the syphon, but run the hose through a dildo that flops out when you open the fuel door.

                  You want the fuel.
                  You suck the dick.
                  Don't forget the balls.
                  I do things.

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                  • roguetoaster
                    R3V OG
                    • Jan 2012
                    • 7741

                    #11544
                    Originally posted by Melon
                    You want the fuel.
                    You suck the dick.
                    Don't forget the balls.

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                    • Melon
                      E30 Fanatic
                      • Mar 2018
                      • 1311

                      #11545
                      The balls would have a hidden syphon pump.
                      Things always come out faster if you work the balls properly.
                      I do things.

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                      • 2mAn
                        Moderator
                        • Aug 2010
                        • 20062

                        #11546
                        Bravo
                        Simon
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                        • flyboyx
                          R3V OG
                          • Sep 2008
                          • 8371

                          #11547
                          speaking of ballz, might as well jerk some baby batter in there too. let it sit in the sun for a couple days to get nice and ripe. mix a few ounces of gasoline in there to cover up the rank smell.
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                          • The Dark Side of Will
                            R3VLimited
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 2796

                            #11548
                            Originally posted by Melon
                            Here's all my bores for you fellas.

                            LC8 is 100mm
                            LS1 is 99mm
                            Nu MPi is 81mm
                            LGZ is 95mm
                            M20 is 84mm

                            Looks like my KTM 950 wins.
                            500 cid Cadillac at 4.300" (109.22 mm)
                            That's a first for bragging about just over 4".

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                            • Melon
                              E30 Fanatic
                              • Mar 2018
                              • 1311

                              #11549
                              Originally posted by The Dark Side of Will

                              500 cid Cadillac at 4.300" (109.22 mm)
                              That's a first for bragging about just over 4".
                              You got that big bore energy.

                              Amazing they put that 500 in FWD cars.
                              I do things.

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                              • MrBurgundy
                                R3V Elite
                                • Mar 2012
                                • 5290

                                #11550
                                Originally posted by flyboyx
                                speaking of ballz, might as well jerk some baby batter in there too. let it sit in the sun for a couple days to get nice and ripe. mix a few ounces of gasoline in there to cover up the rank smell.
                                holy shit that would be so gnarly lol

                                I've never beaten off and peed into the same bucket before, might try it just for the novelty.

                                So this saturday I'm gonna see how I can rig this shit up. Probably going to have to drop the fuel tank out to do this, nice I need to bucket to be up in there, which is no biggie. What I do want is a trail cam to get this on video lol

                                I found one for 40 bucks on amazon

                                Def worth it if I can get this on vid haha

                                I'll make a thread for shenanigans one of these days

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