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    How hard is it to pull the filler line? Urinate in a nice jug and when the put their mouth up to try and siphon out the fuel they get a nice mouthful of the good stuff
    Simon
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      How about a simple locking gas cap?

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        Originally posted by roguetoaster View Post
        How about a simple locking gas cap?
        We can't let this person get off the hook like that.

        Street justice must be served. I have to let these tweakers know who's boss.

        My truck has been broken into and now they're taking the gas, but yes, I will be putting a locking gas cap, or I can weld a bracket to the body and put a pad lock on it.

        Simon, I was also brainstorming someway to get my pee in their mouth, but the filler neck is pretty wide and goes into a metal pipe before going to the tank.

        Maybe, I can just drop the tank and have all my friends and myself pee in it
        Originally posted by wholepailofwater
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          Good to see that r3v is still the same mature, respectful forum that it has always been and is still very much concerned with how to get someone else to drink their urine.

          I'm so proud to be a member.

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            Originally posted by roguetoaster View Post
            Good to see that r3v is still the same mature, respectful forum that it has always been and is still very much concerned with how to get someone else to drink their urine.

            I'm so proud to be a member.
            Lets be honest, it has softened up a bit, but given the opportunity to get urine in someones mouth, we come together as one...

            MrBurgundy There should be a rubber hose that connects the metal filler neck with the tank. Im sure theres a way to remove that rubber hose and route that into a jug
            Simon
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              You should record it.. Probably purposely putting piss and filming it could make you liable for a law suit.
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                I like the piss idea. Pull the filler hose off the tank and route it to a jug full of rancid old piss with just a little gas mixed in for smell. Put a trailcam somewhere near the truck to catch the hilarity on video so you can yuk it up with your friends afterwards
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                  wire a bitchin alarm to it. I don't mean like a normal car alarm, I mean something loud enough to literally scare the shit out of them
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                    c4 switched to gas lid

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                      Originally posted by roguetoaster View Post

                      The M44 uses the same lifter, as does the M70/2.
                      The m40 doesn't, though, they have a weird rocker-under-cam design. Also, not many people know BMW went from 35mm buckets to 33mm near the beginning of the m50tu production. m42 uses 35mm. The lightweight VW buckets are lighter than the BMW 33mm BTW.
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                        Originally posted by LowR3V'in View Post
                        c4 switched to gas lid
                        Here I'm thinking "glue exacto blades to cap", while this guy is "immediate death to gas thieves".

                        Piss is a great idea, specially if there's a hidden camera.
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                          I like the piss idea. BTW, always the weirdest s**t happens to you.
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                            Originally posted by IceWhite View Post
                            I like the piss idea. BTW, always the weirdest s**t happens to you.
                            This is why we need a MrBurgundy shenanigans thread...

                            The image of a C4 switch to gas lid induced explosion has me laughing out loud at work... amazing work R3V. keep it classy
                            Simon
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                            -2003 Mini Cooper R50
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                              Originally posted by ForcedFirebird View Post

                              The m40 doesn't, though, they have a weird rocker-under-cam design. Also, not many people know BMW went from 35mm buckets to 33mm near the beginning of the m50tu production. m42 uses 35mm. The lightweight VW buckets are lighter than the BMW 33mm BTW.
                              Yes, the M40 does have a rocker under cam arrangement, and I am pretty sure the M70 has the same style setup. All I can definitely say is that the plunger style lifter is the same part between the M40, M43, M44, M70, and M72.

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                                Originally posted by 2mAn View Post

                                This is why we need a MrBurgundy shenanigans thread...

                                The image of a C4 switch to gas lid induced explosion has me laughing out loud at work... amazing work R3V. keep it classy

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