Nonsense Thread

[Melon]

Dick measuring contest (with cylinder bores)
Talk of getting strangers to drink your urine.

I get busy with work, disappear for a few days and this is what I come back to?
This is quality shitposting I expect from an off-topic thread. Well done.

Also, I bought a PC.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07Z69SH9S/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o01_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Family has been down to clean out my grandmothers house (since she passed away a few months ago) and I have items from my mother's house stored in the shop (from when she passed away in 2017)
Found several HDD's and laptops, going to consolidate the data in one place. Also, I miss having a desktop, I haven't had one since my house flooded in 2016.

[Melon]

Here's all my bores for you fellas.

LC8 is 100mm
LS1 is 99mm
Nu MPi is 81mm
LGZ is 95mm
M20 is 84mm

Looks like my KTM 950 wins.

[Melon]

I bored the room.

Ok, I'm done.

[2mAn]

Are you sure the M20 has a 91mm bore? Thats a big jump over the 84mm they are stock... my Datsun has a 87mm bore. Thats all I got

[Northern]

91mm bore isn't possible unless we're talking spacing?

[Melon]

Yeah, spacing.
I did little to no fact checking once I got to the Wikipedia page.

I am fake news.

Edit: I double checked the bores and made edits.

[2mAn]

A 91mm bore would've been something...

please give MrBurgundy a suggestion for his truck. make it good

[Melon]

Go ahead an set up the syphon, but run the hose through a dildo that flops out when you open the fuel door.

You want the fuel.
You suck the dick.
Don't forget the balls.

[roguetoaster]

You want the fuel.
You suck the dick.
Don't forget the balls.

[Melon]

The balls would have a hidden syphon pump.
Things always come out faster if you work the balls properly.

[2mAn]

Bravo

[flyboyx]

speaking of ballz, might as well jerk some baby batter in there too. let it sit in the sun for a couple days to get nice and ripe. mix a few ounces of gasoline in there to cover up the rank smell.

[The Dark Side of Will]

Here's all my bores for you fellas.

LC8 is 100mm
LS1 is 99mm
Nu MPi is 81mm
LGZ is 95mm
M20 is 84mm

Looks like my KTM 950 wins.

500 cid Cadillac at 4.300" (109.22 mm)
That's a first for bragging about just over 4".

[Melon]

500 cid Cadillac at 4.300" (109.22 mm)
That's a first for bragging about just over 4".

You got that big bore energy.

Amazing they put that 500 in FWD cars.

[MrBurgundy]

speaking of ballz, might as well jerk some baby batter in there too. let it sit in the sun for a couple days to get nice and ripe. mix a few ounces of gasoline in there to cover up the rank smell.

holy shit that would be so gnarly lol

I've never beaten off and peed into the same bucket before, might try it just for the novelty.

So this saturday I'm gonna see how I can rig this shit up. Probably going to have to drop the fuel tank out to do this, nice I need to bucket to be up in there, which is no biggie. What I do want is a trail cam to get this on video lol

I found one for 40 bucks on amazon

Def worth it if I can get this on vid haha

I'll make a thread for shenanigans one of these days