Nonsense Thread

[agent]

ill get to work on it. i was kinda hoping for a more ridiculous word than that one like, i don't know...."anal discharge" or something

What about a made-up German sounding word, like "kleinenschpluger?"

[MrBurgundy]

Nonsense Thread

ill get to work on it. i was kinda hoping for a more ridiculous word than that one like, i don't know...."anal discharge" or something

Let's just do that one then. Keep it in the same ballpark as circumnavigate lol.

Or "raw scrotum"


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[ThatM20Guy]

This should be good...:popcorn:

[ThatOneEuroE30]

Blumpkin

[flyboyx]

you asked for it. i hope no one gets too offended. its pretty bad.

hey all you jerk wads! i just thought i would touch base and share what has been going on in my life since all you raw scrotum lickers banned me a few months ago. first of all, you can all take your salvage title shit heaps and drive off a cliff. your cars are all crap and mine is really classi!

now that i got that out of the way, i wanted to let you know that i have been working really hard to finish up my senior year at school. well, actually to be honest, this is my fifth year of high school. i find it insane that you actually have to study and show up to pass? wtf????? thats a bunch of bull shit! i only have one project left to do before i get my diploma. its for my home economics class. this is where you come in r3v. i need some input because if i don't get a good grade in this project, i will have to come back again for a 6th year.

anyway, we have to design a household product that could potentially be marketed to real consumers. i have put a lot of thought into this and i am having a difficult time coming up with ideas. one of my thoughts is a dildo designed specifically for men. it is shaped just like a charred bratwurst and runs on lithium batteries. i call it the kleinenschpluger. i am having a little trouble getting the "kinks" worked out so to speak. i sent a prototype to my older Russian friend because he said he would give me honest feedback about my product and what needs to be improved. he has had the thing for over a month now and says he won't give it back to me unless i fly up to newark and give him a blumpkin. since he has gotten much older in recent years, gained a ton of weight, and lost all his hair, i am just not attracted to him anymore. in fact, the thought of sleeping with him is now quite repulsive. this is where you come in r3v. i am looking for a half dozen members who are willing to try out my....well..."member". I've used it a few times but personally i find that it has a small but undesirable side effect. i have honestly had some minor infected anal discharge pus for over a week. i think the problem is related to roughness from the flame grilled outer coating. i'm really starting to worry because my project is due on the 16th of this month and there is just no way i am going to get a good grade the way it is. i guess i am still technically banned from r3v so it wouldn't do much good for you guys to send me a pm. its probably best to just call me or send a text. my number is 1-800-LICK-A-SAC-O-BALLS

[ThatOneEuroE30]

Fucking LOL

[MrBurgundy]

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[IceWhite]

Wow. All in one! Your posts never fail to deliver!!

[2mAn]

Holy shit

[ahrensNW]

History made

[IceWhite]

Just wondering if you can go another round, or will it cause too much butthurt?

I am sure R3v will find some more words. Let us know.

[MrBurgundy]

+1 for more bedtime stories


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[Northern]

Had a sunroof shipped from SoCal to Canada (since there aren't any rust free ones up here) and had requested USPS...

Sunroof shows up FedEx, and was $100 to ship in the first place (for a free bronzit sunroof :s )

1 month later they send me a bill for $50. The sunroof was valued at $20, so is duty exempt, yet they are charging me $20.xx in duty, plus another $15 in brokerage fees + tax.

I didn't sign for the package, and didn't know the sender used FedEx until the package arrived. What are the chances I actually can get dinged with this in any way/shape/form?

[agent]

Fucking LOL

Holy shit

History made

E. All of the above.

[flyboyx]

Had a sunroof shipped from SoCal to Canada (since there aren't any rust free ones up here) and had requested USPS...

Sunroof shows up FedEx, and was $100 to ship in the first place (for a free bronzit sunroof :s )

1 month later they send me a bill for $50. The sunroof was valued at $20, so is duty exempt, yet they are charging me $20.xx in duty, plus another $15 in brokerage fees + tax.

I didn't sign for the package, and didn't know the sender used FedEx until the package arrived. What are the chances I actually can get dinged with this in any way/shape/form?

Do you have an account with fed ex? If not, then they cant charge the card you would have on file. My guess is that they already paid those fees and are back charging them to you. If you dont pay, i believe their only recourse is to not allow you ship via their company until the charge is settled.