Nonsense Thread

[ThatOneEuroE30]

You guys need Jesus.

The one with the taco truck that serves nearly inedibly hot peppers. They'll clean you out.

Don’t you mean jésus

[ThatM20Guy]

Never taken them but sounds like i need to. Im and eating and shitting machine. Like 4-5 times a day lol

Dude same. Rarely do I poop less than twice a day.

[flyboyx]

Dude same. Rarely do I poop less than twice a day.

same. my wife takes probiotics and swears by them.

those of you with problems in that department can always drink the stuff they give you before a colonoscopy. that shit will clean you out so well, you will be pissing clear liquid out of your ass for a couple days.

apparently there is a place(spa?) you can go to get a colonic? i am told they stick a little water tube up your ass and blast all your dook out. kinda like a pressure wash for your butthole.

by the way....love your new avatar. its so much more....aesthetic than the last one. not that the little guy wasn't a hottie though.....

[MR E30 325is]

Anyone who is interested in probiotics should do a bit of research into the gut biome. Dr. David Perlmutter is an expert in the connection between your gut and the rest of your body. Fascinating stuff.

[Northern]

Need to poop more? Drink more coffee.

[ThatOneEuroE30]

Need to poop more? Drink more coffee.

Cant stand coffee lol maybe I’m not old enough yet not sure.

[IceWhite]

Coffee helps for the morning poop. (For me)

[Reichart12]

I cant imagine its only me but coffee gives it a different consistency.

[varg]

Probiotics are marketed almost entirely based on pseudoscience and fallacy. Their marketing is almost as bad as the magic copper bracelet guys. If your gut flora is in such a state that you have regular problems due to it, you've got a bigger problem causing that. You folks just need to eat better. Get some fiber, eat some oats, avoid greasy food and excessive oils, have some veggies and green crap with your meat. If you eat shit you're going to shit shit too. Good reading on probiotics: https://sciencebasedmedicine.org/probiotics/

[TeXJ]

^this

[supermansocks95]

Coffee gives me the shits like no other

[ThatM20Guy]

Red Bull > Coffee


Yeah I’m probably gonna die when I’m 50 :D

[ThatOneEuroE30]

Red Bull > Coffee





Yeah I’m probably gonna die when I’m 50 :D

Or be like my cousin who would chug those things and ended up in the hospital with diabetes

[LowR3V'in]

probiotics. idk if it's really bullshit but my turds today came out like silk.
There is a difference so something is going on in there.
we'll see how it goes.

i'm kinda crazy, so just think about this.
There's so much bacteria in ur gut even our dna has traces of viruses we're more virus and bacteria than man. When you get hungry for shit, is it you who is hungry for shit or the bad bacteria in ur gut that is telling you to eat shit? What if you put more of the so called good stuff in it? will you be less inclined on being hungry for shit and your body will want to get on track to get "better"?
just a wild thought.

btw i'm just taking them because i think it'll act like a pipe cleaner for my colon because i eat garbage everyday
and my gut is massive. looks like i'm pregnant for real.

[Metallated]

Steal a car in California, no problem

http://www.ocregister.com/2017/12/06...in-california/

A staple of the old Oprah Winfrey Show was the prize giveaway at the end of the program, where “Lady O” would shower her audiences with everything from complimentary macaroni and cheese to brand new cars. The crowd would cheer and the viewing audience would be envious.

But even now that Oprah is off the air, people can still cruise around town freely in rides they didn’t pay for — courtesy of your local Golden State courthouse.

“You get a car! And you get a car! And you get car!”

In a recent California Supreme Court decision, the justices unanimously ruled that any person convicted of a felony for stealing a car may have that conviction reduced to a misdemeanor if the vehicle was worth no more than $950.

The decision, which overturned lower court rulings, came as an interpretation of California’s voter-approved — but spectacularly disastrous — Proposition 47, which reduced any number of drug and theft related felonies to misdemeanors.

Because I needed more of a reason to keep my E30 out of cali....