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    Originally posted by ForcedFirebird View Post
    Just tell him you will buy the car outright for $1k lol
    this! hahah

    please post screenshots of the text when you do that



    and ask for pics of the girl
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      Originally posted by Beamerboi View Post
      Any advice for starting
      A build tread? Idk where to start?
      Get a word document and go. It'll be easy to edit and compile everything and you can save it and come back to it later without posting it.

      Originally posted by MrBurgundy View Post
      One of my customers came in to pick up his Range Rover and asked to borrow 5k because he knocked up his GF and offered me the title of his car so he can afford to terminate the pregnancy haha

      weird



      I said yes; now I have a range rover and the death of an unborn child on my hands




      HA cool

      jk WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE
      So.. you said no? Yeah that's pretty fucking backwards though. I know I wouldn't buy a Range Rover for $5,000.
      Originally posted by Melon
      Engine work takes patience and finesse.

      Suspension work takes anger, a big fucking hammer, and a torch.

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        I just had 7-11 deliver beer to the shop! HAHA!

        Went online and Google'd "beer delivery" and saw 7-11 now delivers. Getting late and wanted to finish wrapping up this s50, too lazy/busy to go anywhere.

        ...now I can officially say I have seen it all....
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          Originally posted by ForcedFirebird View Post
          I just had 7-11 deliver beer to the shop! HAHA!

          Went online and Google'd "beer delivery" and saw 7-11 now delivers. Getting late and wanted to finish wrapping up this s50, too lazy/busy to go anywhere.

          ...now I can officially say I have seen it all....
          What a country we live in... glorious.

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            Originally posted by ForcedFirebird View Post
            I just had 7-11 deliver beer to the shop! HAHA!

            Went online and Google'd "beer delivery" and saw 7-11 now delivers. Getting late and wanted to finish wrapping up this s50, too lazy/busy to go anywhere.

            ...now I can officially say I have seen it all....
            Now I am jealous
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              Originally posted by mrsleeve View Post
              Now I am jealous
              Tom an Jerry reference....

              Touche pu$$ycat! ***sheathes his epee***

              Edit: Finally found the "waffleswaffleswaffles" auto edit rofl
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                Ended up talking cars with a customer it turns out his son had an 88 e30. He ended up having a tan back seat in his garage! I took it who knows who might need one? I’m going to get better pics and post it to the for sale thread.


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                  Dude start a build thread already.

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                    Originally posted by rturbo 930 View Post
                    Dude start a build thread already.


                    Tonight! I want it to be good. I feel like I’m at a point right now where nothing is happening. I’ll try to snap some photos. I
                    Actually working right now or I would get right on it!


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                      Originally posted by rturbo 930 View Post
                      Dude start a build thread already.
                      Yes.

                      This is the nonsense thread. For nonsense.
                      Originally posted by kronus
                      would be in depending on tip slant and tube size

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                        Originally posted by agent View Post
                        Yes.

                        This is the nonsense thread. For nonsense.
                        Like his build will be??

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                          Originally posted by roguetoaster View Post
                          Like his build will be??
                          If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna cost ya!

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                            Originally posted by roguetoaster View Post
                            Like his build will be??

                            The end result of his build thread will be not of the car he finally finished but what tramp stamp r3v finally got him.


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                            1991 318i 4dr slick top


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                            Vintage race car revival (2002 content)
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                              I finally sold the mazda 3 that I endlessly bitched about in this thread over the past 6(?) years.

                              Thank fuck.

                              Edit: down to 4 cars including this bare e36 shell. I need the driveshaft and diff out of it, then I can hopefully get some scrap metal guy to pick it up.
                              Last edited by Northern; 12-31-2018, 09:51 AM.
                              Originally posted by priapism
                              My girl don't know shit, but she bakes a mean cupcake.
                              Originally posted by shameson
                              Usually it's best not to know how much money you have into your e30

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                                Hey northern! How has your winter been up there in the frozen north? Haven’t heard from you in a while. How is school going? Are you still having 3 ways with the roomie?
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                                Gigitty Gigitty!!!!

                                88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
                                92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
                                88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
                                88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
                                87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
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