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  • MrBurgundy
    R3V Elite
    • Mar 2012
    • 5290

    #11521
    Originally posted by roguetoaster
    How about a simple locking gas cap?
    We can't let this person get off the hook like that.

    Street justice must be served. I have to let these tweakers know who's boss.

    My truck has been broken into and now they're taking the gas, but yes, I will be putting a locking gas cap, or I can weld a bracket to the body and put a pad lock on it.

    Simon, I was also brainstorming someway to get my pee in their mouth, but the filler neck is pretty wide and goes into a metal pipe before going to the tank.

    Maybe, I can just drop the tank and have all my friends and myself pee in it
    Current Collection: 1990 325is // 1987 325i Vert // 2003 525i 5spd // 1985 380SL // 1992 Ranger 5spd // 2005 Avalanche // 2024 Honda Grom SP // 2024 Yamaha XSR700 // 2024 Jeep Gladiator Rubicon

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    • roguetoaster
      R3V OG
      • Jan 2012
      • 7742

      #11522
      Good to see that r3v is still the same mature, respectful forum that it has always been and is still very much concerned with how to get someone else to drink their urine.

      I'm so proud to be a member.

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      • 2mAn
        Moderator
        • Aug 2010
        • 20062

        #11523
        Originally posted by roguetoaster
        Good to see that r3v is still the same mature, respectful forum that it has always been and is still very much concerned with how to get someone else to drink their urine.

        I'm so proud to be a member.
        Lets be honest, it has softened up a bit, but given the opportunity to get urine in someones mouth, we come together as one...

        MrBurgundy There should be a rubber hose that connects the metal filler neck with the tank. Im sure theres a way to remove that rubber hose and route that into a jug
        Simon
        Current Cars:
        -1966 Lotus Elan
        -1986 German Car
        -2006 Volkswagen Jetta TDI

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        • Motheye99
          E30 Modder
          • May 2018
          • 853

          #11524
          You should record it.. Probably purposely putting piss and filming it could make you liable for a law suit.
          91' 318is 90' 325is

          Originally posted by Sonny
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          E30 can make you, E30 can break you
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          • varg
            No R3VLimiter
            • May 2014
            • 3283

            #11525
            I like the piss idea. Pull the filler hose off the tank and route it to a jug full of rancid old piss with just a little gas mixed in for smell. Put a trailcam somewhere near the truck to catch the hilarity on video so you can yuk it up with your friends afterwards

            IG @turbovarg
            '91 318is, M20 turbo
            [CoTM: 4-18]
            '94 525iT slicktop, M50B30 + S362SX-E, 600WHP DD or bust
            '93 RX-7 FD3S

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            • Northern
              R3V Elite
              • Nov 2010
              • 5036

              #11526
              wire a bitchin alarm to it. I don't mean like a normal car alarm, I mean something loud enough to literally scare the shit out of them
              Originally posted by priapism
              My girl don't know shit, but she bakes a mean cupcake.
              Originally posted by shameson
              Usually it's best not to know how much money you have into your e30

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              • LowR3V'in
                R3V Elite
                • Feb 2004
                • 4209

                #11527
                c4 switched to gas lid

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                • ForcedFirebird
                  R3V OG
                  • Feb 2007
                  • 8300

                  #11528
                  Originally posted by roguetoaster

                  The M44 uses the same lifter, as does the M70/2.
                  The m40 doesn't, though, they have a weird rocker-under-cam design. Also, not many people know BMW went from 35mm buckets to 33mm near the beginning of the m50tu production. m42 uses 35mm. The lightweight VW buckets are lighter than the BMW 33mm BTW.
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                  • ForcedFirebird
                    R3V OG
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 8300

                    #11529
                    Originally posted by LowR3V'in
                    c4 switched to gas lid
                    Here I'm thinking "glue exacto blades to cap", while this guy is "immediate death to gas thieves".

                    Piss is a great idea, specially if there's a hidden camera.
                    john@m20guru.com
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                    • IceWhite
                      E30 Modder
                      • Jan 2015
                      • 945

                      #11530
                      I like the piss idea. BTW, always the weirdest s**t happens to you.
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                      • 2mAn
                        Moderator
                        • Aug 2010
                        • 20062

                        #11531
                        Originally posted by IceWhite
                        I like the piss idea. BTW, always the weirdest s**t happens to you.
                        This is why we need a MrBurgundy shenanigans thread...

                        The image of a C4 switch to gas lid induced explosion has me laughing out loud at work... amazing work R3V. keep it classy
                        Simon
                        Current Cars:
                        -1966 Lotus Elan
                        -1986 German Car
                        -2006 Volkswagen Jetta TDI

                        Make R3V Great Again -2020

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                        • roguetoaster
                          R3V OG
                          • Jan 2012
                          • 7742

                          #11532
                          Originally posted by ForcedFirebird

                          The m40 doesn't, though, they have a weird rocker-under-cam design. Also, not many people know BMW went from 35mm buckets to 33mm near the beginning of the m50tu production. m42 uses 35mm. The lightweight VW buckets are lighter than the BMW 33mm BTW.
                          Yes, the M40 does have a rocker under cam arrangement, and I am pretty sure the M70 has the same style setup. All I can definitely say is that the plunger style lifter is the same part between the M40, M43, M44, M70, and M72.

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                          • roguetoaster
                            R3V OG
                            • Jan 2012
                            • 7742

                            #11533
                            Originally posted by 2mAn

                            This is why we need a MrBurgundy shenanigans thread...

                            The image of a C4 switch to gas lid induced explosion has me laughing out loud at work... amazing work R3V. keep it classy

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                            • 2mAn
                              Moderator
                              • Aug 2010
                              • 20062

                              #11534
                              Simon
                              Current Cars:
                              -1966 Lotus Elan
                              -1986 German Car
                              -2006 Volkswagen Jetta TDI

                              Make R3V Great Again -2020

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                              • The Dark Side of Will
                                R3VLimited
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 2796

                                #11535
                                Originally posted by LowR3V'in
                                c4 switched to gas lid
                                I was thinking claymore or flame thrower... don't want to damage the truck... much.

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