Nonsense Thread

[roguetoaster]

“BMW is becoming a relationship brand. The old black ring was replaced, letting the new logo radiate more openness and clarity. We want to use this new transparent version to invite our customers, more than ever, to become part of the world of BMW.”

There was more to the quote:

"In addition, our new brand design is geared to the challenges and opportunities of digitalization for brands. With visual restraint and graphic flexibility, we are equipping ourselves for the vast variety of touch points in communication at which BMW will be present, online and offline, in the future. This additional communication logo symbolizes the brand’s significance and relevance for mobility and driving pleasure in the future.”

[MrBurgundy]

There was more to the quote:

"In addition, our new brand design is geared to the challenges and opportunities of digitalization for brands. With visual restraint and graphic flexibility, we are equipping ourselves for the vast variety of touch points in communication at which BMW will be present, online and offline, in the future. This additional communication logo symbolizes the brand’s significance and relevance for mobility and driving pleasure in the future.”

So much, yet so little was said..

gay

[roguetoaster]

So much, yet so little was said..

gay

Mmm, weasel-speak. I hear you need to get a marketing BS to begin to master the art.

[flyboyx]

Man, that mothers mag&alum polish really clears up headlights better than their plastic polish

noted!

[ForcedFirebird]

oh I did! haha

Automatic deductive reasonings said "Simon is at work, can't click link, but knew the best one*, after your response "yes!”.

[Northern]

Man, that mothers mag&alum polish really clears up headlights better than their plastic polish

I'll try to remember this, but it'll take me years to work through my small stockpile of Peek. I did a quick polish by hand on my Subaru headlights in the fall and it worked decently.
I don't know if there's something I can coat the plastic with afterwards, or if I should clear coat it or what.

[Melon]

I'm hoping to survive the great TP shortage of 2020.

[Melon]

Mother's MAg&Alum polish is the tits. It cleans up polycarbonate plastics too.

[MrBurgundy]

I'm hoping to survive the great TP shortage of 2020.

We're going to have to resort to grabbing an old t-shirt, grabbing each end and start trying to saw ourselves in half right at the ass crack.

People are being huge pussies rn. We can't find any bottled water, but luckily at our place, we get the 5 gallon jugs delivered, which almost no one does outside of a work place, so we're good..

My parent's still haven't been able to get water and they're seriously running low lol.. wtf

[Reichart12]

Whats wrong with faucet water?

[varg]

I'm hoping to survive the great TP shortage of 2020.

Make it a non-factor by installing a Bidet.

[ForcedFirebird]

Make it a non-factor by installing a Bidet.

Whenever I hear the word "bidet" it reminds me of my father in law being a plumber and installing a new bidet in a customer home. The woman had no idea how to use one, and being the prankster he was, he turned it on, leaned over and took a drink from it and said "It's a water fountain for when you are thirsty" and promptly left the job trying to hold a straight face.

[MrBurgundy]

Whats wrong with faucet water?

lol nothing, which is why i'm not tripping, but here in souther california, land of pussies, they need that bottled water

[LowR3V'in]

guess i'm a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles because faucet water tastes like shit and chlorine

[MrBurgundy]

guess i'm a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles because faucet water tastes like shit and chlorine

I tested our water for cholrine too, came up with nothing.

I doubt we're on the same water source, but here where I am out water is hard as fuck, GH is over 300 ppm, its liquid rock