Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Nonsense Thread

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    Originally posted by roguetoaster View Post
    “BMW is becoming a relationship brand. The old black ring was replaced, letting the new logo radiate more openness and clarity. We want to use this new transparent version to invite our customers, more than ever, to become part of the world of BMW.”
    There was more to the quote:

    "In addition, our new brand design is geared to the challenges and opportunities of digitalization for brands. With visual restraint and graphic flexibility, we are equipping ourselves for the vast variety of touch points in communication at which BMW will be present, online and offline, in the future. This additional communication logo symbolizes the brand’s significance and relevance for mobility and driving pleasure in the future.”

    Comment


      Originally posted by roguetoaster View Post

      There was more to the quote:

      "In addition, our new brand design is geared to the challenges and opportunities of digitalization for brands. With visual restraint and graphic flexibility, we are equipping ourselves for the vast variety of touch points in communication at which BMW will be present, online and offline, in the future. This additional communication logo symbolizes the brand’s significance and relevance for mobility and driving pleasure in the future.”
      So much, yet so little was said..

      gay
      Originally posted by wholepailofwater
      Q
      :devil:


      WTB: Dove Grey e36 Front Door Panels (2 door)

      Comment


        Originally posted by MrBurgundy View Post

        So much, yet so little was said..

        gay
        Mmm, weasel-speak. I hear you need to get a marketing BS to begin to master the art.

        Comment


          Originally posted by MrBurgundy View Post
          Man, that mothers mag&alum polish really clears up headlights better than their plastic polish
          noted!
          sigpic
          Gigitty Gigitty!!!!

          88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
          92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
          88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
          88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
          87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
          12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black

          Comment


            Originally posted by 2mAn View Post
            oh I did! haha
            Automatic deductive reasonings said "Simon is at work, can't click link, but knew the best one*, after your response "yes!”.

            john@m20guru.com
            Links:
            Transaction feedback: Here, here and here. Thanks :D

            Comment


              Originally posted by MrBurgundy View Post
              Man, that mothers mag&alum polish really clears up headlights better than their plastic polish
              I'll try to remember this, but it'll take me years to work through my small stockpile of Peek. I did a quick polish by hand on my Subaru headlights in the fall and it worked decently.
              I don't know if there's something I can coat the plastic with afterwards, or if I should clear coat it or what.
              Originally posted by priapism
              My girl don't know shit, but she bakes a mean cupcake.
              Originally posted by shameson
              Usually it's best not to know how much money you have into your e30

              Comment


                I'm hoping to survive the great TP shortage of 2020.
                I do things.

                Comment


                  Mother's MAg&Alum polish is the tits. It cleans up polycarbonate plastics too.
                  I do things.

                  Comment


                    Originally posted by Melon View Post
                    I'm hoping to survive the great TP shortage of 2020.
                    We're going to have to resort to grabbing an old t-shirt, grabbing each end and start trying to saw ourselves in half right at the ass crack.

                    People are being huge pussies rn. We can't find any bottled water, but luckily at our place, we get the 5 gallon jugs delivered, which almost no one does outside of a work place, so we're good..

                    My parent's still haven't been able to get water and they're seriously running low lol.. wtf

                    Originally posted by wholepailofwater
                    Q
                    :devil:


                    WTB: Dove Grey e36 Front Door Panels (2 door)

                    Comment


                      Whats wrong with faucet water?

                      Instagram: Reichart12

                      Comment


                        Originally posted by Melon View Post
                        I'm hoping to survive the great TP shortage of 2020.
                        Make it a non-factor by installing a Bidet.
                        @turbovarg
                        '91 318is, M20B25, T3/T04E 60 trim (18psi), megasquirt, coilovers, Z3 rack, cold AC
                        [b u i l d]
                        [Car of the month: April 2018]

                        0c8b7c9527af628a346878feb14bf757

                        Comment


                          Originally posted by varg View Post

                          Make it a non-factor by installing a Bidet.
                          Whenever I hear the word "bidet" it reminds me of my father in law being a plumber and installing a new bidet in a customer home. The woman had no idea how to use one, and being the prankster he was, he turned it on, leaned over and took a drink from it and said "It's a water fountain for when you are thirsty" and promptly left the job trying to hold a straight face.
                          john@m20guru.com
                          Links:
                          Transaction feedback: Here, here and here. Thanks :D

                          Comment


                            Originally posted by Reichart12 View Post
                            Whats wrong with faucet water?
                            lol nothing, which is why i'm not tripping, but here in souther california, land of pussies, they need that bottled water
                            Originally posted by wholepailofwater
                            Q
                            :devil:


                            WTB: Dove Grey e36 Front Door Panels (2 door)

                            Comment


                              guess i'm a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles because faucet water tastes like shit and chlorine

                              Comment


                                Originally posted by LowR3V'in View Post
                                guess i'm a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles because faucet water tastes like shit and chlorine
                                I tested our water for cholrine too, came up with nothing.

                                I doubt we're on the same water source, but here where I am out water is hard as fuck, GH is over 300 ppm, its liquid rock
                                Originally posted by wholepailofwater
                                Q
                                :devil:


                                WTB: Dove Grey e36 Front Door Panels (2 door)

                                Comment

                                Working...
                                X